Sadness

This is among the sadder things I've seen recently. A sign of more such things to come?

My IPL Support Algorithm

This surely comes a little too late, seeing as semifinal #1 is about to start in 4 minutes time, but what the hell. Here goes.

if (Chargers.areKnockedOut() != true) {
    support(Chargers);
} else {
    if (Daredevils.areFinalists() == true) {
        support(Opposing South Indian team);
        Saroja.saamaan(nigaalo++);
    }
}

if (2nd semi final) {
    support(CSK);
    System.out.println("I see your Pulakesin II, but look! Here is your Vaataapi Ganapati, and see! There goes Rajendra Chola after your sorry Chalukya ass.");
}